Limerick #12

I met a gal with a clit like a bean
Which was the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.
And I wanted to fuck her
Right in her tight pucker
‘Till I found out she was only sixteen.

Limerick #11

 

I met a prophet to the goddess Jove
Who welcomed me into her sacred grove.
She joked “Beware of Harpies”
Though she should’ve said ‘herpes’
‘Cause my cock now burns like it’s on a stove.